You think life is bad? How would you like to be an egg?
- You only get laid once;
- You only get eaten once;
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft;
- You share your box with 11 other guys; but
- Worst of all: The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up! Your life can’t be that bad!
- You only get laid once;
- You only get eaten once;
- It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft;
- You share your box with 11 other guys; but
- Worst of all: The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up! Your life can’t be that bad!
— Unknown… (But always glad to assign it to someone if they claim it!)
